freakin bored

tired, bored and at the table

finally broke down, ordered cable

The couch beacons, it calls my name

watch that movie again, kinda lame

too tired to eat, to hungry to sleep

i'd order in, but you know, i'm cheap

enter every room, i groan

floating around, i'm set on roam

so much space for one soul

dog's at it again, diggin his hole

should take him out for his nightly stroll

but first, i must add water to his bowl

I am the ladder

I feel the pressure from the heat

i step to the edge and i dive in

Too scared to jump in, around you go

the safe way in, first your toe

slow to the hips, now your in

Within minutes we reach our destination

with dripping hair our teeth reflect the sun

took you long enough, but now we can enjoy

our purpose down the dock

hand in hand, fingers locked

Oh what a feeling

Sleepless days and restless nights

Leading me up to the special flight

Up above the clouds, oh so white

The door opens, i fill with fright

10,000 feet is a beautiful sight

Never thought is was something i'd do

Then it all changed, i met you

Strapped in we left the plane

Falling headfirst should be insane

120mph no slowing down

Jumpsuit, hat, goggles...... chute?

he has it, on his back

Pull the cord, taught goes the slack

Round and round, more fun t be had

You, this day, makes me glad

A.D.D. is fun

Sleepy time is here again

Need to open my eyes

can't find my damn pen

Write something witty 

maybe something smart

blank sheet, what a pity

Let the Kat out of the bag

The cracks in the floor slowly fill

As these feelings come against my will

I want to open this can to let them out

and dance around, scream and shout

You put the sun in my skies, the moon i my eyes

the joy is so great it makes me cry

As i hold your hand it feels great

not letting go as i head to the cemetery gates

what else you want

They're showing, these hairs

I have to, i'm sorry

The need to be seen

just to prove the point.

Yes, they're my balls,

My manhood now proven

So gimme the damn loan

Missed Connection

You turned and took your second look

which reminds me, i need a new book

Cause there i was, thought we had it made

but alas i sensed it, our connection, began to fade

i paused a second, for the truth

and there it was, that Baby Ruth

clinging to me like a magnet to lead

my face lid up, matching my peppers,

they were red